“This one’s from back when I bartended graveyard shift at Checkpoint Charlie’s. Now as any good mother knows, when the children get quiet, they’re up to something…”
– JD Furlong, bartender.
JDF (continued from above): One day I was catching up on my dishes, my head bowed down into this sink, not really paying attention, and I realized that the kids were quiet. I look around and all of my regulars had disappeared. Where’d they go? I’m looking around, and then I hear some hooting and hollering coming from the back laundry room.
I get up and go back there to see what the kids are up to, and there’s a semicircle of guys standing around one guy who’s leaning with his back against the running dryer. I’m like, “Okay, so why is everybody back here and why were they hooting and hollering?”
And just as I’m thinking that, the guy stands up and the dryer door kicks open from the inside, and an incredibly attractive naked girl hops out of the running dryer.
Apparently, it was her fetish to go for naked dryer rides.
