{"id":2286,"date":"2019-08-19T18:05:49","date_gmt":"2019-08-19T18:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lowlifejournalism.com\/?p=2286"},"modified":"2022-07-04T16:44:18","modified_gmt":"2022-07-04T16:44:18","slug":"jd-furlong-on-everyones-favorite-laundromat-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/?p=2286","title":{"rendered":"JD Furlong on everyone&#8217;s favorite laundromat\/bar &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/120-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/120-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/120-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/120-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/120-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/120.jpg 1672w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>JD tending the Apple Barrel by Kaitlin Hanrahan<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"> <em>&#8220;This one&#8217;s from back when I bartended graveyard shift at Checkpoint Charlie&#8217;s. Now as any good mother knows, when the children get quiet, they&#8217;re up to something&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>&#8211; JD Furlong, bartender.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>JDF <\/strong><em>(continued from above)<\/em>: One day I was catching up on my dishes, my head bowed down into this sink, not really paying attention, and I realized that the kids were quiet. I look around and all of my regulars had disappeared. Where&#8217;d they go? I&#8217;m looking around, and then I hear some hooting and hollering coming from the back laundry room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I get up and go back there to see what the kids are up to, and there&#8217;s a semicircle of guys standing around one guy who&#8217;s leaning with his back against the running dryer. I&#8217;m like, &#8220;Okay, so why is everybody back here and why were they hooting and hollering?&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And just as I&#8217;m thinking that, the guy stands up and the dryer door kicks open from the inside, and an incredibly attractive naked girl hops out of the running dryer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apparently, it was her fetish to go for naked dryer rides.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;This one&#8217;s from back when I bartended graveyard shift at Checkpoint Charlie&#8217;s. Now as any good mother knows, when the children get quiet, they&#8217;re up to something&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; JD Furlong, bartender.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2853,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-interviews","category-quick-reads"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2286"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2856,"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286\/revisions\/2856"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frenchmennotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}